froggosh:

remember that episode of hole diggers where lewis kept saying “duncan u definitely fucking built these windmills. who else would build windmills here” on the windmills he built with kim. duncan just kept going “what???? what?? i never built windmills? it mustve been someone else??”

this clone theory is good

officialunitedstates:

when was the last time a flower kissed a bee?  ever has it happened ever

(via debonair-dragonair)

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

(via egberts)

foie:

Damn I just wanna get threatened with a knife by someone cute.

(via 3liza)

hyou know its 2:25 in the mornign and i amd the fucking most tired fuckin perosn right now but i saw some post that said modest is hottest and that is true of thies post calling it out as being a “BITHCY STSAMNT” but seriously everyone shoudl wear as MUCH CLOTHES AS POSSIBLE fro your current environemntal temperature cos goddamn naked people are grody

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

(via egberts)